The Day Goes So Much Better with a Couple Beers Before You Come In.
Author: Bobo
One morning, 'the Burker' was the opening SOF (Supervisor of Flying) desk at Vance. The report time that morning was around 0430 or so. Helping him open that morning was a female Ops Specialist, a blonde 2-striper who had not been in the squadron long.
About an hour or so into the day, she looked over at the Burker and remarked, "You know, Capt. B., the day goes by so much better when you have a couple of beers before coming in.”
Shocked beyond words, he sent her home!